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Acne, agricultural land increase, Afghan poppies destroyed, African holocaust, aged deaths, poppies more potent, Africa devastated,  Africa in conflict, African aid threatenedAfrican summer frost, aggressive weeds, Air France crash, air pressure changesairport farewells virtual, airport malaria, Agulhas current, Alaskan towns slowly destroyed, Al Qaeda and Taliban Being Helped, allergy increase, allergy season longer, alligators in the Thames, Alps melting, Amazon a desert, American dream endamphibians breeding earlier (or not)anaphylactic reactions to bee stingsancient forests dramatically changed, animals head for the hills, animals shrinkAntarctic grass flourishes, Antarctic ice grows, Antarctic ice shrinks, Antarctic sea life at risk,   anxiety treatment, algal blooms, archaeological sites threatened, Arctic bogs melt, Arctic in bloom, Arctic ice free, Arctic ice melt faster, Arctic lakes disappearArctic tundra lost, Arctic warming (not), a rose by any other name smells of nothing, asteroid strike risk, asthma, Atlantic less salty, Atlantic more salty,   atmospheric circulation modified, attack of the killer jellyfish, avalanches reduced, avalanches increasedBaghdad snow, Bahrain under waterbananas grow, barbarisation, bats decline beer and bread prices to soar, beer betterbeer worse, beetle infestation, bet for $10,000, big melt faster, billion dollar research projects, billion homeless, billions face risk, billions of deaths, bird distributions change, bird loss accelerating, bird strikes, bird visitors drop, birds confused, birds decline (Wales), birds driven north, birds face longer migrations, birds return early, birds shrink(Aus), birds shrink (USA), bittern boom ends, blackbirds stop singing, blackbirds threatened, Black Hawk downblizzards, blood contaminated, blue mussels return, borders redrawnbluetongue, brain eating amoebae, brains shrink, bridge collapse (Minneapolis), Britain one big city, Britain SiberianBritain's bananas, British monsoonbrothels struggle, brown Ireland, bubonic plagueBuddhist temple threatenedbuilding collapse, building season extension, bushfires,   butterflies move northbutterflies reeling, carbon crimes, camel deathscancer deaths in England, cannibalismcaterpillar biomass shift, cave paintings threatenedchildhood insomnia, Cholera, circumcision in decline, cirrus disappearance, civil unrest, cloud increasecoast beauty spots lost, cockroach migration, cod go south,  coffee threatened, coffee berry borer, coffee berry disease, cold climate creatures survive, cold spells (Australia), cold wave (India), cold weather (world), computer models, conferences, conflict, conflict with Russiaconsumers foot the bill, coral bleaching, coral fish suffer, coral reefs dying, coral reefs grow, coral reefs shrinkcoral reefs twilight cost of trillions, cougar attackscrabgrass menace cradle of civilisation threatened, creatures move uphill, crime increase, crocodile sex, crops devastated, crumbling roads, buildings and sewage systems, curriculum changecyclones (Australia),   danger to kid's healthDartford Warbler plaguedeadly virus outbreaks, death rate increase (US), deaths to reach 6 million, Dengue hemorrhagic fever, depression, desert advancedesert retreatdestruction of the environmentdig sites threatened,  disasters, diseases move north, dog diseasedozen deadly diseases - or not, drought,   ducks and geese decline, dust bowl in the corn beltearlier pollen seasonEarth axis tilt, Earth biodiversity crisis, Earth dying, Earth even hotter, Earth light dimming, Earth lopsided, Earth melting, Earth morbid fever, Earth on fast track, Earth past point of no return, Earth slowing downEarth spins faster, Earth to explode, earth upside downearthquakes, earthquakes redux, El Niño intensification, end of the world as we know it, erosion, emerging infections, encephalitis, English villages lost, equality threatened, Europe simultaneously baking and freezing,  eutrophication, evolution accelerating, expansion of university climate groups, extinctions: (human, civilisation, koalas logic, Inuit, smallest butterfly, cod,  penguins, pikas, polar bears,   possumswalrus,  tigerstoadsturtles, plants, ladybirds, rhinoceros, salmon, troutwild flowers, woodlicea million species, half of all animal and plant speciesmountain speciesnot polar bears, barrier reef, leaches, salamanders, tropical insects) experts muzzled, extreme changes to California, fading fall foliage, faintingfamine, farmers benefit, farmers go under, farm output boostfarming soil declinefashion disaster, fever, figurehead sacked, fir cone bonanza, fires fanned in Nepal, fish bigger, fish catches drop, fish downsize,   fish deaf, fish get lost, fish head north, fish shrinkingfish stocks at risk, fish stocks decline, five million illnesses, flesh eating disease, flies on Everestflood patterns change, floods,  floods of beaches and cities, flood of migrants, flood preparation for crisis, flora dispersed, Florida economic decline, flowers in peril, fog increase in San Francisco, fog decrease in San Francisco, food poisoningfood prices rise, food prices soar, food security threat (SA)football team migration,   forest decline, forest expansion, foundations threatened, frog with extra heads, frosts, frostbite, frost damage increased,   fungi fruitful, fungi invasion, games change, Garden of Eden wilts, geese decline in Hampshire, genetic changes, genetic diversity decline, gene pools slashed, geysers imperiled, giant icebergs (Australia), giant oysters invade,  giant pythons invade, giant squid migrate, gingerbread houses collapse, glacial earthquakes, glacial retreat,   glacier grows (California), glaciers on Snowden, glacier wrapped, global cooling glowing cloudsgolf course to drown, golf Masters wrecked, grain output drop (China), grain output stagnating (India), grandstanding, grasslands wetter, gravity shiftGreat Barrier Reef 95% dead, Great Lakes dropgreat tits cope, greening of the NorthGrey whales lose weight, Gulf Stream failure, habitat loss, haggis threatened, Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome,    harvest increase, harvest shrinkage, hay fever epidemic, health affected, health of children harmed, health risks, health risks (even more), heart disease, heart attacks and strokes (Australia), heat waves, hedgehogs bald, hibernation affected hibernation ends too soon, hibernation ends too latehomeless 50 million, hornets,  human development faces unprecedented reversal, human fertility reduced, human health risk, human race oblivion, hurricaneshurricane reduction, hurricanes fewer, hurricanes more intense, hurricanes nothydropower problems, hyperthermia deaths, ice age, ice sheet growth, ice sheet shrinkage, icebergsillness and death, inclement weather, India drowning, infrastructure failure (Canada)indigestion, industry threatened, infectious diseases,  inflation in China, insect explosion, insect invasion, insurance premium rises, Inuit displacement, Inuit poisoned, Inuit suing, invasion of alien worms, invasion of Antarctic aliensinvasion of Asian carp, invasion of catsinvasion of crabgrass, invasion of herons, invasion of jellyfish, invasion of king crabs, invasion of lampreys, invasion of midgesinvasion of slugs island disappears, islands sinking, Italy robbed of pasta, itchier poison ivy, Japan's cherry blossom threatenedjellyfish explosion, jet stream drifts north, jets fall from skyKew Gardens taxed, kidney stones, killer cornflakes, killing us, kitten boom, koalas under threat, krill decline, lake and stream productivity decline, lake empties, lake shrinking and growing, landslides, landslides of ice at 140 mph, large trees decline, lawsuits increaselawsuit successful,  lawyers' income increased (surprise surprise!)lawyers want more, legionnaires' surge lives lost, lives saved, Loch Ness monster dead, locust plagues suppressed, low oxygen zones threaten sea life, lush growth in rain forests,  Lyme diseaseMalaria,    malnutrition, mammoth dung melt, mango harvest fails, Maple production advanced, Maple syrup shortage, marine diseases, marine food chain decimated, Meaching (end of the world), Meat eating to stop, Mediterranean rises, megacryometeors, Melanoma, Melanoma decline, mental illness, methane emissions from plants, methane burps, methane runaway, melting permafrost, Middle Kingdom convulses, migrationmigratory birds huge losses, microbes to decompose soil carbon more rapidly, minorities hit, monkeys at riskmonkeys on the move, Mont Blanc grows, monuments imperiled, moose dying, more bad air days,   more research neededmortality increased, mosquitoes adapting, mountain (Everest) shrinking,  mountaineers fears,  mountains break up, mountains green and flowering,   mountains taller, mortality lower, murder rate increase,  musk ox decline, Myanmar cyclone, narwhals at risk, National Parks damaged, National security implications, native wildlife overwhelmed, natural disasters  quadruple, new islands, next ice age, NFL threatened, Nile delta damaged, noctilucent clouds, no effect in IndiaNorthwest Passage opened, nuclear plants bloomoaks dyingoaks move northoblivion, ocean acidification, ocean acidification faster, ocean dead spots, ocean dead zones unleashed, ocean deserts expand, ocean salt extremes, ocean waves speed upOlympic Games to end, opera house to be destroyed, outdoor hockey threatened,   oxygen depletion zones, ozone repair slowed, ozone risepenguin chicks frozen, penguin chicks smaller, penguins replaced by jellyfish, personal carbon rationingpest outbreaks, pests increasephenology shiftspines decline, pirate population decrease, plankton blooms,   plankton wiped out, plants lose protein, plants march northplants move uphill polar bears aggressivepolar bears cannibalistic, polar bears deaf,  polar bears drowning,   polar tours scrapped, popcorn rise, porpoise astray, profits collapsepsychiatric illness,   puffin decline, pushes poor women into prostitution, rabid bats,  radars taken out, railroad tracks deformed, rainfall increase, rape wave, refugeesreindeer endangered, reindeer larger, release of ancient frozen viruses, resorts disappear, rice threatened, rice yields crash,  rift on Capitol Hill, rioting and nuclear war,   river flow impacted, rivers raised, road accidents, roads wear out, robins rampant,   rocky peaks crack apart, roof of the world a desert, rooftop bars, Ross river diseaseruins ruined,  Russia under pressure, salinity reduction, salinity increaseSalmonella,  salmon stronger, satellites accelerate, school closures, sea level rise, sea level rise faster, seals mating more, seismic activity, sewer bills rise, severe thunderstorms, sex change, sexual disfunction sexual promiscuity, shark attacks, sharks booming, sharks moving north, sheep change colour, sheep shrink, shop closures, short-nosed dogs endangeredshrimp sex problems, shrinking ponds, shrinking sheep shrinking shrine, Sidney Opera House wiped out, ski resorts threatened, slavery, slow death smaller brains, smelt down, smog, snowfall decrease, snowfall increase, snowfall heavy snow thicker,  soaring food prices, societal collapse, soil change, songbirds change eating habits, sour grapes, space problem, spectacular orchids, spiders getting bigger, spiders invade Scotlandsquid larger, squid population explosion, squid tamed, squirrels reproduce earlierstingray invasion, storms wetterstratospheric cooling, street crime to increasesubsidence, suicide, swordfish in the Baltic, Tabasco tragedy, taxes, tectonic plate movement,   terrorists (India), thatched cottages at risk, threat to peace, ticks move northward (Sweden), tides rise, tigers eat people, tomatoes rot, tornado outbreak, tourism increase, toxic seaweedtrade barriers, trade winds weakened, traffic jamstransportation threatened, tree foliage increase (UK),   tree growth slowed, tree growth faster, trees in trouble, trees less colourfultrees more colourful, trees lush, trees on Antarctica, treelines change, tropics expansion, tropopause raised, truffle shortagetruffles downturtles crash, turtle feminised, turtles lay earlier, UFO sightings, UK coastal impact, UK KatrinaVampire moths, Venice flooded, violin decline, volcanic eruptionsvolcanoes awakened in Icelandwalrus pups orphanedwalrus stampedewars over water, wars sparked, wars threaten billions, wasps, water bills double, water scarcity (20% of increase),  water shortage to increase vegetarianism, wave of natural disasters, waves bigger, weather out of its mind, weather patterns awry, weather patterns last longer, Western aid cancelled outWest Nile fever, whale beachings, whales lose weight, whales move northwhales wiped out, wheat yields crushed in Australiawildfireswind shift, wind reduced, winds stronger, winds weaker,  wine - Australian baked, wine - harm to Australian industry, wine industry damage (California) wine industry disaster (US) wine - more English, wine -  England too hot, wine -German boon, wine - no more French wine passé (Napa), wine - Scotland bestwine stronger, winters in Britain colder, winter in Britain dead, witchcraft executions, wolverine decline, wolves eat more moose, wolves eat less, workers laid off, World at war, World War 4, World bankruptcy, World-famous places threatened, World in crisis, World in flames, Yellow fever, zebra mussel threat, zoonotic diseases.

 

Auðvitað verður að rannsaka öll áhrif hins mikla blórabögguls. Víst er þetta ógnarlangur listi og því hljóta ógnirnar að vera miklar. Að minnsta kosti margar... Samt er það nú einhvern vegin svo að bloggarinn er mjög þakklátur fyrir að ekki skuli vera eins kalt á Fróni og fyrir 150 árum. Það er auðvitað bara eigingirni, sem lesendur bloggsins eru auðvitað hjartanlega ósammála, er ekki svo?


 

Gáta:

Gerum ráð fyrir að myndin efst á síðunni sé tekin nákvæmlega á norðurpólnum: Í hvaða átt er bjössi að horfa?

 

 

Vonandi verður sumarið hlýtt og gott. Það var ekki amalegt að njóta tuttugu stiga hitans Hvítasunnuhelgina sem er að líða, og fylgjast með gróðrinum sem kunni sér ekki læti.  Horfa á grasið spretta og trén laufgast...   Og setja með eigin hendi niður 160 lítil tré sem eiga eftir að vaxa og dafna á komandi árum, nærast á koltvísýringi og njóta sumarhitans... Hver veit nema það verði gnótt af hvorutveggja, en þá kætist að minnsta kosti blessaður gróðurinn... Það er nefnilega ekki allt neikvætt, þó svo að fyrirsögn pistilsins sé dálítið ógnvænleg Smile.

 

 

 


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1 Smámynd: Sveinn Atli Gunnarsson

Já, það virðist vera gnótt af efni um ógnirnar (hef svo sem ekki skoðað alla tenglana)...þó svo hægt sé að finna eitthvað jákvætt einnig.

Svar: Bjössi horfir til suðurs.

Sveinn Atli Gunnarsson, 24.5.2010 kl. 19:01

2 Smámynd: Höskuldur Búi Jónsson

Ágúst: Neikvæðu áhrif hnattrænnar hlýnunar á landbúnað, heilsu, efnahag og umhverfi - gjörsamlega kaffæra hin fáu jákvæðu áhrif.

Hér er betur flokkaður listi og vísindalegri en sá sem þú birtir: Positives and negatives of global warming

Höskuldur Búi Jónsson, 24.5.2010 kl. 19:31

3 Smámynd: Emil Hannes Valgeirsson

Nú er Ágúst alveg búinn að kaffæra ykkur loftslagsbræður í dómsdagsmálum, þið toppið þetta aldrei.

Emil Hannes Valgeirsson, 25.5.2010 kl. 00:37

4 Smámynd: Guðmundur Jónsson

Ef muydin er tekin nákvæmlega á norðurpólnum þá er bjössi að horfa lítið eitt vestan við hánorður um það bil 350°

Guðmundur Jónsson, 25.5.2010 kl. 17:41

5 Smámynd: Guðmundur Jónsson

Þegar ég var búin að senda þetta horfði ég aftur á myndina og sá þá, mér til mikillar skelfingar að þetta er ekki rétt hjá mér, hann horfir í 10° lítið eitt austan við norður

Guðmundur Jónsson, 25.5.2010 kl. 17:47

6 Smámynd: Ágúst H Bjarnason

Á norðurpólnum liggja allar leiðir til suðurs. Svarið hans Svatla er því rétt. Austur eða vestur er ekki til þar.

Ágúst H Bjarnason, 26.5.2010 kl. 05:51

7 Smámynd: Höskuldur Búi Jónsson

Mig grunar að Guðmundur sé að hugsa um segulpólinn

Höskuldur Búi Jónsson, 26.5.2010 kl. 08:28

8 Smámynd: Guðmundur Jónsson

Ef myndin er tekinn akkurat á norðurpólnum eins og segir í gátunni þá er bjössi ekki á norðurpólnum. Hann horfir á norðurpólinn eða í um það bil 10 gráður.

Ég hefði aldrei nent að svara þessu nema af því að ég sá að Svatli svaraði rangt.

Guðmundur Jónsson, 26.5.2010 kl. 08:39

9 Smámynd: Ágúst H Bjarnason

Þetta er auðvitað hárétt hjá Guðmundi. Bjössi og ljósmyndarinn geta ekki verið samtímis á norðurpólnum, nema þá að ljósmyndarinn sitji á baki hans, eða öfugt...

Ekki var ég búinn að fatta þetta

Ágúst H Bjarnason, 26.5.2010 kl. 08:44

10 Smámynd: Sveinn Atli Gunnarsson

Sniðugur Guðmundur

Sveinn Atli Gunnarsson, 26.5.2010 kl. 08:55

11 Smámynd: Ágúst H Bjarnason

Þetta var óneitanlega mjög snjallt hjá þér Guðmundur

73, de tf3om

Ágúst H Bjarnason, 26.5.2010 kl. 10:59

12 Smámynd: Guðmundur Jónsson

Takk 

73 de tf3qq 

Guðmundur Jónsson, 26.5.2010 kl. 11:38

13 Smámynd: Sveinn Atli Gunnarsson

Reyndar má gera ráð fyrir því að hægt sé að segja að myndefnið á photoshoppaðri mynd geti vel verið skilin þannig að um sé að ræða ísbjörn á Norðupólnum eins og Ágúst lagði þetta greinilega upp með. En hitt er svo annað að þetta var sniðugur vinkill hjá Guðmundi

Sveinn Atli Gunnarsson, 26.5.2010 kl. 12:19

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