Bloggfrslur mnaarins, aprl 2008

Al Gore hrifin veurfar og snjrinn London grmorgun

al-goreEins og allir vita ferast Al Gore um heiminn einkaotu og boar fagnaaerindi. Fir vita a veurfari andar oft kldu ar sem hann ber niur. Svo rammt kveur a essu a fari er a nefna essi hrif Al Gore Effect.

egar Gore var Boston og New York ri 2004 skall mesta kuldat 50 r.

egar hann fr til Queensland stralu ri 2006 snjai ar fyrsta skipti 65 r.

Kanada var veri a selja mia fyrirlestur Al Gore 7. febrar 2007 egar mesti kuldi sem mlst hefur Toronto hrelldi borgarba.

13. febrar 2007 aflsti House Committee on Energy and Commerce fundi um hnatthlnum vegna snjkomu.

Um svipa leyti aflsti Maryville hsklinn sningu "An Inconvenient Truth" vegna snjstorms.

etta er varla einleiki Wink

  • January 2004—Gore brings coldest temperatures in 50 years to aid his speech in Boston
  • November 2006—With summer 2 weeks away, Al Gore visits Australia, and brings enough cooling to reopen the ski resorts
  • February 13, 2007—Almost 2 weeks after the ground hog declared an early spring, the US House Committee on Energy and Commerce's subcommittee on Energy and Air Quality's hearing on global warming scheduled for Feb. 14 is canceled due to an inch of snow, sleet, and hail. Also, Maryville University in St. Louis canceled their presentation of "An Inconvenient Truth" due to snowstorms.


N er Al Gore vntanlegur til slands nstu daga. Getur a veri a hann tli a hafa vikomu London? Hvers vegna, j essi mynd var tekin Richmond Park London grmorgun 6. aprl 2008. Hnatthlnunarhrif ea hva? Ea bara Gore Effect?

Sem betur fer kom blessu slin og fjarlgi snjinn. Ekki er vst a brnin hafi veri ng egar snjkallarnir uru slargeislunum a br.

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Richmond Park 6. aprl.
Buckingham hll
garinum hj Betu drottningu.

a er annars umhugsunarvert hvers vegna Al Gore er a halda fyrirlestur um loftslagsbreytingar slandi. Hann er ekki loftslagsfringur heldur lgfringur. ekking hans elisfri lofthjps jarar er auvita samkvmt v. Hann hlaut a vsu hlf friarverlaun Nbels, en au koma vsindum nkvmlega ekkert vi. Amen.

Sem betur fer eru til alvru fagmenn sem lta sr heyra. rstefnunni The 2008 International Conference on Climate Change voru flutt fjlmrg erindi. Meal eirra er erindi prfessors Bob Carter. Hgt er a horfa flutninginn hr og skja hann DVD gum hr. Smkku tgfa er hr fyrir nean. Vissullega er ekkert Hollywood yfirbrag myndinni eins og "An Inconvenient Truth", ekki er veri a plata neinn og ekki heldur veri a hra almenning. essi mjg frlegi fyrirlestur kemur vntanlega mrgum vart. Hr talar alvru vsindamaur um efni sem hann gjrekkir.

Krkjur:

35 villur kvikmyndinni "An Inconvenient Truth". Christopher Monckton of Brenchley: 35 Inconvenient Truths

Bloggpistill: High Court London fellir dm um kvikmynd Al Gore: Nu villur myndinni.

Bloggpistill: Al Gore og undrabarni

AOL Video: Snow in London 05 April 200

Telegraph:

r gmlu vintri: ... Enginn vildi lta v bera, a hann si ekkert, v hefi hann veri hfur til a vera embtti snu, ea fram r lagi heimskur. Aldrei hafi keisarinn eignast ft, sem jafnmiki tti til koma. "N, hann er ekki neinu!", sagi lti barn. "O, sr er n hva! Heyri hva sakleysinginn segir!" mlti fair barnsins, og hvslai svo eyra ess sama, sem barni sagi. "Hann er ekki neinu", sagi barnunginn, "hann er ekki neinu". "Hann er ekki neinu", kallai a lokum allt flki. Og keisaranum rann kalt vatn milli skinns og hrunds......

H.C.Andersen - Nju ftin keisarans


Draugaleg mynd laugardagskvldi (_)

Yfirnttrulegt fyrirbri? Hr er ekki allt sem snist. Faru eftir leibeiningunum. Hva er a sem sr? Vofa? W00t

1) Horfu fast punktana fjra sem eru miri myndinni um hlfa mntu. Teldu hgt upp a 30. verur a stara n ess a lta af punktunum.

2) Horfu n slttan vegg.

3) Deplau aeins augunum...

Hva sru?

Furumynd


Allt er heiminum afsttt - og Guli kafbturinn

Max Tegmark prfessor vi hinn virta verkfrihskla MIT kva a lfga aeins upp leiigjarna fyrirlestra sna um afstiskenninguna. Hann flutti v krs nmer 8033 nstrlegan htt. Prfessor Tali Figueroa astoai.

Fyrirlestur prfessors Tegmark m nlgast sem pdf skjal hr. Auvita er textinn illskiljanlegur rum en elisfrinrdum Cool

Myndband fr fyrirlestrinum: We all believe in relativity ...

SPECIAL RELATIVITY

Rmer measured the speed of light,
and something basic just wasn’t right.
because Michaelson and Morley
showed that aether fit data poorly.

We jump to 1905.
In Einstein’s brain, ideas thrive:
“The laws of nature must be the same
in every inertial frame”

We all believe in relativity, relativity, relativity.
Yes we all believe in relativity, 8.033, relativity.

Einstein’s postulates imply
that planes are shorter when they fly.
Their clocks are slowed by time dilation,
and look warped from aberration.

Cos theta-prime is cos theta minus beta ... over one minus beta cos theta.
Yes we all believe in relativity, 8.033, relativity.

With the Lorentz transformation,
we calculate the relation
between Chris’s and Zoe’s frame,
but all invariants, they are the same.
Like B dot E and B-squared minus E-squared,

... and the rest mass squared which is E-squared minus p-squared.
’cos we all believe in relativity, 8.033, relativity.

Soon physicists had a proclivity
for using relativity.
But nukes made us all scared
because E = mc2.

Everything is relative, even simultaneity,
and soon Einstein’s become a de facto physics deity.
’cos we all believe in relativity, 8.033, relativity.

GENERAL RELATIVITY

But Einstein had another dream,
and in nineteen sixteen
he made a deep unification
between gravity and acceleration.
He said physics ain’t hard at all
as long as you are in free fall,
’cos our laws all stay the same
in a locally inertial frame.

And he called it general relativity, relativity, relativity.
And we all believe in relativity, 8.033, relativity.

If towards a black hole you fall
tides will make you slim tall,
but your friends won’t see you enter
a singularity at the center,
because it will look to them
like you got stuck at radius 2M.
But you get squished, despite this balking,
and then evaporate, says Stephen Hawking.

We all believe in relativity, relativity, relativity.
Yes we all believe in relativity, 8.033, relativity.

We’re in an expanding space
with galaxies all over the place,
and we’ve learned from Edwin Hubble
that twice the distance makes redshift double
We can with confidence converse
about the age of our universe.
Rival theories are now moot
thanks to Penzias, Wilson, Mather & Smoot.

We all live in an expanding universe, expanding universe, expanding universe.
Yes we all live in an expanding universe, expanding universe, expanding universe.

But what’s the physics of creation?
There’s a theory called inflation
by Alan Guth and his friends,
but the catch is that it never ends,
making a fractal multiverse
which makes some of their colleagues curse.
Yes there’s plenty left to figure out
like what reality is all about about.

but at least we believe in relativity, relativity, relativity.
Yes we all believe in relativity, 8.033, relativity.

ar sem MIT er besti verkfrihskli heimi og H vill vera meal eirra 100 bestu, er ekki a efa a essir nju kennsluhttir vera teknir upp hr landi innan skamms. MadMax hefur gefi tninn verkfri- og raunvsindadeild. heimspekideild mtti kvea rmur, viskiptadeild mtti syngja fjrlgin og lagadeild tna stjrnarskrna. Hvernig er a eiginlega, tlar HR ekkert a gera? Smile

Hr koma svo sjlfir Btlarnir me We All Live in a Yellow Submarine


Orkuver 6 Svartsengi - Til hamingju HS !


"Orkuver sex" Svartsengi verur formlega gangsett dag 3. aprl. etta er 30 megawatta gufuaflsvirkjun af mjg srstakri ger ar sem veri er a virkja hrsta, millirsta og lgrsta gufu me sama hverflinum.

Fyrsta skflustunga a virkjuninni var tekin 31. mars 2006 og san hefur veri unni hrum hndum a framkvmdinni. orkuverinu er 30 MW gufuhverfill smaur af Fuji Japan. Hverfillinn er srstakur a v leyti a hann er me rj gufuinntk. Hgt er a keyra hann 16 bar rsting, 6 bar og 0,6 bar og er s fyrsti sinnar tegundar heiminum. Fkk hann vinnuheiti Kolkrabbinn ea Octopus og hefur a nafn fest vi hann. Tako heitir kolkrabbinn japnsku. Inn hverfilinn tengjast nefnilega tta sver gufurr sem gera hann mjg venjulegan.

Orkuveri var raunar gangsett desember sastlinum, en undanfarnar vikur hefur veri unni a misskonar frgangi. Hnnun virkjunarinnar hfst janar 2006, annig a innan vi tv r liu fr fyrsta blantsstrikinu a gangsetningu.

Orkuverin Svartsengi eru sex talsins og var hi fyrsta teki notkun ri 1978. Gufuhverflar eru samtals 12, og eru 10 eirra enn notkun. Reykjanesi er ntt orkuver me tveim 50 megawatta hverfilsamstum.

Kolkrabbinn "Orkuveri Sex" er raua kvikindi myndinni. Smella tvisvar myndina til a stkka hana.

Hnnuir voru:

Fjarhitun, VTR verkfringar, Verkfristofa Suurnesja, Landark og Arkitektastofan OG.

Til hamingju starfsmenn Hitaveitu Suurnesja og flagar hnnunarhpnum Wizard

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Kolkrabbinn1000w

Sniuga ljskan, bankinn og ingarvlin

Rich-blonde

essi ljskubrandari kom psthlfi an, .e. 1. aprl:

Snedd ljska !!!

Strglsileg blondna kemur inn nefndan banka Reykjavk og biur um bankaln. Hn segist urfa a fara til Suur-Evrpu verslunarfer og vanti 50.000 kr.

Starfsmaur bankans segir henni a bankinn urfi a hafa einhverskonar tryggingu fyrir lninu. Hn afhendir honum lyklana af alveg splunkunjum Bens sem stendur blasti vi bankann. etta virkar fnt og bankinn samykkir blinn sem tryggingu fyrir lninu. Bankastarfsmaurinn og arir innan bankans eru virkilega stoltir af blond a hn skuli stilla upp Bens a vermti fyrir 18-milj. sem tryggingu fyrir 50.000 kr. Starfsmaurinn keyrir blinn niur blageymslu bankans.

Tveimur vikum seinna kemur blond aftur og borgar snar 50.000 kr, pls 310 kr vexti. Bankamaurinn getur ekki ora bundist og segir: "Vi erum virkilega ngir me a sttir um ln hj okkur, en vi erum pnulti forvitnir...

Mean varst burtu tkkuum vi r Lnstrausti og komumst a v a ert margfaldur milljner. a sem vi erum rosalega hissa er: Af hverju urftir 50.000 kr ln?

Blond svarar: "Hvar annarsstaar Reykjavk get g geymt blinn minn tvr vikur fyrir 310 kall ?"

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ingarvlin Tungutorg www.tungutorg.is var ekki lengi a snara essu yfir ensku:

Snedd of blondes !!!

Strglsilegur blondinn enters an unmentioned bank in Reykjavik and asks for bank loans. She says need to go to Suur-Evrpa in a verslunarfer and lacks 50.000 Kr.

The employee of the bank says her that the bank needs to have an einhverskonar guaranty for the loan. She delivers the him keys of quite brand-new Ben currently on a parking lot at the bank. This works fine and the bank consents the car which guaranty for the loan. The bank employee and other within the bank are real proud of blond that she shall mount Ben to a value for 18-milj. which guaranty for 50.000 Kr. The employee drives a car down in the being of the bank.

Two weeks posterior comes a blond again and pays their 50.000 Kr, plus 310 Kr in a growth. The banker can not phrase mated and says: "Va are real content with that you applied a loan by us, but we are tiny forvitnir.. .

Whilst you were in away tkka we on you in a creditworthiness and ascertained it that you are a multiple milljner. Who we are rosalega astonished river is: wherefore needed you 50.000 Kr loan?

Blond answers: "Hva elsewhere in an order can I stored my car in fortnight for 310 kall "

Prfum n dnsku:

Blondiners Snedd !!!

Strglsilegur blondinn indkommer i en nefndur bank i Reykjavk og beder om bankaln. Hun segjast behves at tilfaldes Suur-Evrpa i en verslunarfer og mangler 50.000 Kr.

Bankens arbejdstager siger hende at banken behver at haves en einhverskonar trygging for lnet. Hun afleverer de ham ngler af helt splunkunr Ben p.t. p en blasti ved banken. Dette virka fnn og banken godkender bilen som trygging for lnet. Bankastarfsmaur og andre inden bankens er virkilega stolte af en blond at hun skal beroliges op Ben at en vermti for 18-milj. som trygging for 50.000 Kr. Arbejdstageren keyra en bilen ned i bankens blageymsla.

To uger seinni kommer en blond igen og betaler sin 50.000 Kr, et additionstegn 310 Kr i en vkst. Bankieren kan ikke udtrykker bindast og siger: "Va er virkilega ngur med at du andrag om et ln hos os, men vi er pnultill forvitnir..

Mean du vr i burtu tkka vi p du i en lnstraust og konstaterede det at du er en mangefoldt milljner. Det som vi er rosalega hissa er: af hvem behvede du 50.000 Kr ln?

Blond svarer: "Sr annarsstaar i en ankomst kan jeg gemt min bil i to uger for 310 kall ?"

Niurstaa: Ljskur eru skynsamar en tlvur dlti vitlausar. LoL

A result: Blondes are sensible but computers somewhat crack-brained. Shocking

Et resultat: Blondiner er fornuftmssige men datamater dlti vitlaus. Pinch


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